Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Don't make out with my wife yet
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It's shark week go big or go home
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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