I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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