Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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