do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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