ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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