The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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