Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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