Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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