Can i not drive my cunt home
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
pop tarts are not kleenex
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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