In the future we'll all be gay
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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