Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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