I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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