i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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