I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
tell me about the eggs
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