i permit you to call me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We need to get me chipped asap
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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