Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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