this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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