but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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