why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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