I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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