actually, I'm a sock model
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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