He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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