Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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