pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
