uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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