The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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