She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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