The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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