idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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