Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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