I'm pants shitting drunk right now
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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