Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i think i scared a bird with my dick
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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