I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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