Soap is not a condiment
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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