oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i need some magic done to my vagina
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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