Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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