I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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