He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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