i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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