Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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