grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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