And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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