I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
