I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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I've blown a few things in my day
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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