I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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