even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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