I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Couch. On fire.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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