i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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