So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
