I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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