That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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