You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Shame is for Republicans.
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