sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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