I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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