How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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