So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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